(The Everything Show)
The amazing show starts now!
The team to open up our show
is the Nanta team, Chung Myung!
(Nanta team, Chung Myung)
You just watched an amazing Nanta show.
The next team has just toured the nation.
Let's watch some feats of strength!
Hello.
We've been practicing feats of strength for 10 years.
- I'm Gupal! / - And I'm Chilsip.
Gupal and Chilsip!
We are not here to sell things.
- We're promoting our... / - Please buy a t-shirt.
Just $5.
Please buy one.
Hey, what are you doing?
It's not like that...
You punk!
It's water-resistant too.
For the feat of strength we'll show you...
I will pass through this racket.
I'm stuck.
Impressive, Chilsip!
Gupal and Chilsip!
Now...
Gupal will try it.
I can do it!
I see...
Then...
This smaller one!
Pardon?
Yeah.
- Chilsip. / - Yeah?
I can't do it.
- You can't? / - That's right!
We need to talk things over.
Gupal, follow me.
Gupal, if you do this,
I won't climb into your bed while you're asleep.
- So it wasn't a nightmare! / - Yeah.
- You'd better keep your promise. / - Yeah.
- I'll do it! / - That's it.
Hold on, hold on!
- Hold on! / - What is it?
I'm stuck.
- You're stuck? / - Yes!
I've trapped you just like I planned.
Come here, Gupal!
Save me!
Gupal!
Allow me to introduce the next show.
Some amazing guys are on our show.
It's the Three Fat Tenors!
♪ Duck meat ♪
♪ Samba, samba, samba, rice wrap ♪
♪ I'm hungry ♪
♪ $3, $3, $3, $3, $3, $3 ♪
♪ $3, $3, $3, $3, $3 ♪
I ate 11 burgers.
$33 total.
♪ I'm hungry ♪
♪ Sounds good ♪
♪ I'm hungry, sounds good, I want some ♪
♪ Go to sleep, black bean noodles ♪
♪ I'm hungry ♪
♪ Under the blue sky on a green hill ♪
♪ I'm eating several young goats ♪
♪ Sounds good ♪
1, 2, 3, 4.
♪ My face is like an apple ♪
Where's an apple?
So salty.
♪ I'm hungry ♪
♪ Sounds good ♪
♪ I'm hungry, sounds good, I want some ♪
This has been the Three Fat Tenors.
Why won't you leave?
Food delivery.
- Where? / - Where?
- It's mine! / - It's mine!
It's mine!
The next show...
Hello there!
Hello!
Mr. Song, what brings you here?
I wanted to get lunch with you.
I packed a lunch. Want to share?
I'm sick of packed lunches!
Why?
Back when I went to school,
I saw all sorts of idiots eating packed lunches.
Those mooching idiots that don't pack a lunch
and only bring a pair of chopsticks!
The bigger mooching idiot that steals your food.
"Gosh, I only packed rice today."
Those sly idiots that say this and hide
all their side dishes under the rice!
Those fat idiots like Yoo Minsang that go right to
the snack bar after finishing their lunch!
The guy that pour milk into his rice
and dares people to eat it for $10.
Crazy idiots like that!
And the guy that actually eats that
and asks for the $10.
Crazier idiots like that!
The guy that takes his lunch box and goes...
♪ Packed lunch, sol, fa, mi, re, do ♪
Idiots that make weird jokes like that!
Nobody does that!
That was me.
- I should get going. / - Why?
I have to pack my wife's lunch.
You should get going.
Later.
Allow me to introduce the next show!
For our next show, watch the twins
and their amazing teamwork!
Okay, let's get it!
Our show will go on!
Coming soon!
(Sweet Potato)
We are sweet potatoes.
Frustrating sweet potatoes.
Sweet...
- Pota... / - Pota...
Pota...
Toes.
Finding your password.
(Please confirm your ID and password)
(This ID or password is incorrect)
T...
N...
Zero...
No, that's an O.
1...
No, that's an I.
I'm not a robot.
(Click the photos that show the front of a shop)
The front of a shop.
Is this a shop or a house?
There.
(Click the photos that show a car)
Cars.
There.
(This page can't be displayed)
We are sweet potatoes.
Frustrating sweet potatoes.
Hello?
Hey, Jonghyeok.
Hey, Jaewon.
For dinner today...
- Hello? / - Hello?
It got disconnected.
The person you are trying to reach is on the phone.
Please leave a message at the beep.
The person you are trying to reach is on the phone.
Please leave a message at the beep.
The person you are trying to reach is on the phone.
- Please leave a... / - We are sweet potatoes.
Frustrating sweet potatoes.
I'm hungry.
Spicy mixed cup noodles.
Get the noodles!
Triangle rice ball.
The straw...
Where did it...
The straw...
We are sweet potatoes.
Frustrating sweet potatoes.
Who wants to be the leader
for our group assignment?
I'll just do it.
Who would like to make the presentation?
I'll just do it.
You two should talk it over
and let me know when you're free to meet up.
The person you are trying to reach is on the phone.
Please leave a message at the beep.
We are sweet potatoes.
Frustrating sweet potatoes.
The end.
(Bongsunga School)
Hello!
I'm the teacher of Bongsunga School, Kim Daehui.
Who wants to talk first today?
Put your hands up in the air!
DJ Mix time!
Hello, teacher.
I mix everything. I'm DJ Mix Sejin!
Alright, Mix Sejin.
- Teacher. / - Yeah?
I've been so busy with work
that I have so many show-mercials.
What? Show-mercial?
I mixed shows and commercials!
I have a lot of show-mercials.
I'm going out for drinks tonight.
I want some dried bar snacks.
So I want some laver,
dried cod...
- And dried pollack. / - Yeah?
So I mixed those three bar snacks!
DJ Mix, drop the beat!
Laver, dried cod, dried pollack...
Laver, dried cod, dried pollack!
Laver-cod-lack!
After drinking, laver-cod-lack!
Everyone!
Laver-cod-lack!
This has been DJ Mix Sejin!
Alright, good job, Mix Sejin.
Who wants to talk next?
Hi!
Who are you?
Hi, kids!
I'm from the land of hopes and dreams.
I'm Miss Hard Carry.
- Miss Hard Carry. / - Yes.
Teacher, I just helped a kid earlier.
How so?
A kid wanted some ice cream
and wanted to borrow $1.
So...
Kid, here's a dollar.
Buy some yummy ice cream with this.
So...
Shall we talk about your interest rate?
Kid.
The interest rate is 47%.
3, 2, 1.
Congratulations, kid!
The $1 you borrowed became $40.
The ice cream you're eating is
more expensive than gelato made by
an Italian master.
Now it's time for you to pay me back.
What?
You don't even have money to get home?
Oh, no.
I don't have any mercy.
How could you say that to a kid?
- I was just kidding, teacher. / - Right?
I gave that kid this sticker as a gift.
What kind of sticker?
A repossession sticker.
Where should I stick this?
I should put it on your Pororo doll.
Come here.
Stop that. Go sit down.
Kid, life is a war.
Why would you stick that on yourself?
Good job, Miss Hard Carry.
Next is CD!
♪ Please just... Even though ♪
♪ The moment I... ♪
♪ I'll give... Everything ♪
It's fine.
That was pretty good.
I'm going to fill-in for G-Dragon's absence.
I'm C-Dragon or CD.
How are you going to fill-in for G-Dragon?
I'm going to the bathhouse today.
I'll totally have swag at the bathhouse.
What will you do at a bathhouse?
First, I'll get washed up.
I'll turn the shower on.
Swag!
I'll shampoo my hair
and end with condition-swag.
After washing my hair,
I'll dry my hair with a hair dryer.
♪ Bang, bang, bang ♪
Bang, bang, bang.
After washing up, I'll eat an egg.
Got to get a swag-plate cooked egg.
What are you talking about?
And while G-Dragon is in the army, I'll make it a trend.
I'll totally make it a trend.
Make what a trend?
This red comb
will become my cockscomb.
And this scrub towels and bath basket
will become my tail.
- A tail. / - Shake, shake.
It looks real. Wow.
And lastly, this towel
will become my wings.
Don't I look like a chicken?
This will totally become a trend.
- Are you all ready? / - Yeah!
Let's start the performance.
♪ In the chicken coop, there are chickens ♪
♪ Cock-a-doodle-doo, cock-a-doodle-doo ♪
♪ At Bongsunga School, there's CD ♪
♪ Swag, swag ♪
Good job, CD!
Alright, I'll go sit down.
I'll totally miss you all.
Who wants to talk next?
Hello.
I love Hangeul and I'll never speak English.
I'm a proud Korean. I'm Kim Seongwon.
You'd better not speak English today.
Alright.
Today, I'll talk about the different kinds of clothing
that can help us when it's cold.
There are gloves.
- They're warm. / - Gloves.
Thick socks.
- Those are warm too. / - Thick socks.
And there's something else.
This furry jacket.
- Hold on. / - A furry jacket.
What is that?
A furry jacket.
Who calls that a furry jacket?
People wore this since the Goryeo era.
Where did you get something like this?
You know what a furry jacket is.
- What? / - See?
You've never heard of this!
- Everyone calls it something else. / - No.
Just say it.
Don't say it.
- No! / - Don't say it!
No! Don't!
- No! / - No!
Coat!
C-O-A-T! Coat!
Double-breasted wool coat.
Men's classic notched collar two-button
tailoring coat.
Got it.
Korea's mother, Coat Dusim.
Coat-hair trimmer.
What is it now?
Indian coat-phant.
Coat-phant...
♪ Your eyes, coat and mouth ♪
- Teacher. / - Yeah.
I can't not speak English.
You can say coat.
- Really? / - Yeah, keep going.
- Can I keep going? / - Yeah.
Alright. Next, I'll talk about
the different types of shoes.
Take a look.
- Rubber shoes. / - Rubber shoes.
Rubber shoes.
And wooden shoes.
Wooden shoes.
And these are popular in the summer.
These holey shoes.
Holey shoes...
- I can't believe my ears. / - Yes, holey shoes.
That's really forcing it.
They have holes everywhere. Holey shoes.
That's even hard to say!
Who calls these holey shoes?
Everyone calls these holey shoes. Right?
Yes.
What?
They're nodding.
Do not agree with him!
Everyone calls it something else.
You call it this too.
What are they called?
- Don't. / - Don't say it.
Don't say it!
You can keep it in!
- Calm down! / - Don't say it!
Sandal!
S-A-N-D-A-L! Sandal!
Swift water sport sandal.
Men's relaxed fit-reggae performance cozy sandal.
Tuna sandal-wich.
"I Sandal Alone."
All the skinny people of the world, begone.
What the... Who is that an impression of?
Chul-sandal-a.
1, 2, 3, 4!
♪ As you see a sandal fly by ♪
Are you out of your mind?
I can't not speak English.
Go sit down.
Alright, Mr. Kim. See you next week.
Everyone, have a nice night!
So funny.
Everyone, be seated.
The principal will be here soon.
Hello, sir.
Hello.
People come first.
I am the 19th principal of Bongsunga School,
Moon Gyojang.
- I bet you students are hungry. / - Yes!
I'll treat you all to pizza today.
What would be the best pizza topping?
Bulgogi!
Chicken!
Salami comes first.
I never had any intention to buy you all pizza.
Do any of you students have any concerns?
Me! Me!
Kim Seongwon.
I'm very concerned about my fashion.
Oh, I see.
They do say clothes can give you wings.
I'll show you through a model.
Come on out!
Alright, people.
What do you think?
It's the Park Seojun look.
So, do I look like Park Seojun?
The person is the problem.
He's more like the detective in
"The War of Flowers."
Mr. Pyeong... I shouldn't have come here.
Don't just imitate others, people.
Try to flaunt your own charms.
Flaunt, flaunt, flaunt, flaunt!
(Two Job Republic)
Oh, right.
Thank you, driver.
Please enjoy your time in Two Job Republic.
Okay, thank you.
What are you doing?
So the thing is...
Why doesn't he give me a tip?
Oh, that's what I want.
Who are you?
At Two Job Republic, I'm a taxi driver
and the host of a current events show.
Oh, I see. Here's a tip.
It's kind of small.
Oh, come on! Just go.
I gave you plenty.
Welcome to Two Job Hotel.
- Hello. / - I'll take your luggage.
I heard this hotel has a pool.
- Oh, the hotel pool? / - Yes.
If you go to that hallway back there...
What are you doing?
I'm a bell boy at Two Job Republic
and a magician.
A magician?
- I'll show you a magic trick! / - Okay.
What the...
- What the... / - Leopard-print underwear!
What are you doing? That's my only pair!
Geez, how embarrassing!
- What are you doing? / - Please check in.
Alright.
What a strange guy.
- Hello. / - Hi.
May I check your passport?
Here you go.
- You booked a single room? / - Yes.
- Are you here alone? / - Yes.
I have a girlfriend...
What are you doing?
I'm a hotel employee and part of a studio audience.
Oh, I see.
- You're in room 507. / - Okay.
Don't go! Don't go!
Don't go!
Why are you telling me not to go?
You get a coupon for lunch.
Lunch will end soon so make sure you eat first.
What is it?
I'm happy.
I'll go up after I have lunch.
- I'll be waiting. Go ahead and eat. / - Alright.
- Hello. / - Hello.
Today's special dish.
Here's your tenderloin steak.
Thank you.
- I need to cut this. / - Oh, really?
- Then allow me to cut it for you. / - Okay.
Shall I cut it now?
What are you doing?
In Two Job Republic, I'm a hotel chef
and I'm in Nanta.
I don't care if you're in Nanta!
You dropped the meat!
Don't worry.
- The main dish is coming up. / - Really?
- Here we go. / - Okay.
- This is the main dish. / - Sounds good.
Allow me to present your main dish.
Today's main dish is a pigeon!
Amazing!
What is this?
Geez, why did you make this mess?
- Please lift your left foot. / - Okay.
- Lift your right foot. / - Okay.
♪ Lift your left foot, lift your right foot ♪
♪ Lift both feet ♪
What are you doing?
In Two Job Republic, I'm a hotel janitor
and a rapper.
I'll stuff all this trash in your ears.
- You'll stuff trash in my ears? / - Trash!
What are you talking about?
Okay, drop the beat.
Okay.
♪ The tie between cleaning and Nanta ♪
♪ Everybody, put your hands in the air ♪
Put your hands up! Put your hands up!
- Put your hands up! / - What's going on?
- My next trick is knife throwing magic. / - What?
What are you doing?
I will blindfold myself first.
Don't!
Throw with your eyes open!
No! No!
- 1, 2, 3! / - No!
What the... Where's the knife?
Where's the knife?
We are waiting to hear who threw the knife.
What's with this country?
(Ugly Inside)
Honey, Jeju-do is great.
♪ My Yumi, my sea ♪
Yumi!
What's the first thing we should do in Jeju-do?
Let's break up.
What? I didn't even get to rub a statue's nose.
My face keeps changing.
I hate how it keeps changing on its own!
If you don't like your face, get some work done.
I get my face redone every 6 months.
It's not like that.
Listen.
No matter how you change, I'll be understanding.
So don't say you'll break up with me.
Yumi, I'm sorry. I'll never say that again.
I love you, Yumi.
I want a dekopon, honey.
Where can we buy some?
- Yeah. / - I don't see them.
Oh, they're selling some there.
- I'll go buy some real quick. / - Okay.
- Dekopon. / - Dekopon.
Yumi, dekopons.
I've never seen a talking dekopon.
I should tell this to a news show.
- I'm Byeongcheol. / - What?
♪ My Yumi, my sea ♪
Do you want me to punch you?
You're so funny, Yumi.
How about we go for some peanut ice cream?
But we have to leave before the last ferry.
I won't do it until I get married.
Don't worry. It'll never happen for you.
You'll protect me forever?
I've just been toying with you.
Don't fall for a handsome guy like me.
You'll only get hurt.
I'll make sure I hurt you badly.
- Come here. / - Don't hit me in the face.
I have a group blind date with college girls!
Beat it, beat it. Leave!
Fine. I'll end things here today!
Geez! I don't usually discriminate based on looks.
He was the worst.
Who is this? Byeongcheol?
Look at that height and figure.
Goodness...
Are you back as a model, Byeongcheol?
Byeongcheol, turn around and show me your face!
It's me, Yumi.
♪ My Yumi, my sea ♪
I'm sorry but can you not talk and turn around?
Should I kick you in the butt?
Gosh, it's like you're from Busan.
Why are you speaking in dialect?
- Dialect? / - Yeah.
Yumi, I forgot all my dialect.
What language was that?
Korean.
I can't understand you.
You should.
Anyway, I'm upset about your looks
and the way you're acting.
I'm thirsty. I want coffee.
Buy me a cafe latte.
Yumi.
That's not how Seoul people say that.
In Seoul, we call it a cafe latte.
Who says it like that?
Fine. I'll get a cafe latte. How about you?
I want something sweet.
- A caramel macchiato... / - A caramel macchiato?
- Alright, I'll go buy one. / - Yumi.
- What? / - No whipped cream.
Why not?
It's fattening.
Get lost.
Get lost?
Get out of my sight.
Then I'll go now.
- Get lost. Get lost! / - I'm going.
Did I gain weight?
Honey!
I bunch of weirdos showed up!
- Alright. / - Don't ever change again!
Alright, Yumi. I won't change. Calm down.
I am not joking!
Alright, Yumi.
Anyway, honey...
Right, what if there are no more ferries to Udo?
- What time is it? 5? / - Oh, no.
I'll go buy tickets for the ferry.
Hurry!
- We have to hurry. / - Don't change, honey!
Honey!
Oh, no!
I let him go.
The ferry. It's here.
The ferry... How will he change this time?
Who will it be, people?
Who do you think will show up?
Gosh...
It's Jack Sparrow.
Byeongcheol.
You're Jack Sparrow now?
Jack Sparrow?
I'm the town drunk!
Goodness gracious...
Gosh, what's taking Byeongcheol so long?
Welcome.
When is Byeongcheol getting back?
♪ Hey, girl ♪
♪ Hey, Yumi girl ♪
♪ That, that, that, that, that girl ♪
Yumi, let's go to a bed and breakfast
instead of a hotel.
We're going to a bed and breakfast. ♪ Promise me ♪
(Big Picture)
Hello, everyone! I'm Kim Daehui of Big Picture.
Big picture means to come up with a big plan.
Let's see big pictures in everyday life.
I haven't been clubbing in forever! This is great!
So much fun!
- What time is it? / - 12.
12? Close call.
I was almost late.
- Hey. / - Yeah?
Why are you sending your girlfriend
a photo of you lying down at home?
So she'll think I'm at home.
This was my big picture to go clubbing.
Let's party!
Hey!
Honey, what brings you here?
Is this your house?
- No... / - You thought I wouldn't know?
It's my friend's birthday.
Try all you want, but you can't fool me!
I'm sorry, honey! It's my fault!
Hey. Beat it.
Don't ever call me again!
It's a good thing I saw him first.
Or he would've found out I'm here clubbing too.
That was my big picture
to act like I was here to get him.
Honey, I'm so sorry.
It's really my friend's birthday.
- For real. / - Hey.
- This is your girlfriend? / - Yeah.
- She's just as pretty as you said. / - Right?
I'm sorry. He wasn't going to come today
but I brought him for my birthday.
I'm sorry.
- Really? / - Of course.
Then I'll let it slide this time.
Thanks, honey.
Call me later.
Okay, I will.
So who are you?
We should help each other out.
Thank you for that!
No worries.
My girlfriend caught me too. Can you help me out?
Of course!
This is how men help each other.
This is our big picture!
- Where's your girlfriend? / - Over there.
Let's go!
You are all watching Gag Concert now.
There are two types of comedians.
First, there are classy comedians that are
funny with words like me.
Second, there are comedians that are funny
with over-the-top costumes and overacting.
Of course, comedians like that don't last long.
I'm sorry.
Let's see the next big picture!
So tiring...
We're taking a 10-minute break!
- A 10-minute break! / - A 10-minute break!
- Hey. / - Private Im Jaebaek!
- Was this your first march? / - Yes, sir!
I bet you're thirsty.
Here, have some water.
I'm fine, sir!
Just drink some.
Thank you.
This too.
Those are canned peaches!
Yeah, don't let your blood sugar drop.
Take it.
Thank you so much!
No worries.
This was my big picture to lighten my pack!
We're heading out again!
- Yes, sir. / - Yes, sir.
What the...
What's wrong?
Are you okay?
I'm fine, sir!
You are not fine.
You could make it worse if you push yourself.
I'll carry his pack.
- Yeah, you carry it. / - It's fine, sir!
Let go.
Geez, I'm about to be discharged soon too.
This was my big picture to get rid of my pack.
Attention!
Salute the commander!
- Salute! / - Salute!
Salute!
At ease!
Why does this soldier have two packs?
The new recruit is injured, so he's helping him, sir!
Amazing comradeship.
You! You get a 10-day leave!
Thank you, sir!
I knew the commander would show up.
This was my big picture from experience!
(Refreshing Statements)
Let's see...
Look at this! I knew it!
Mister!
What is it?
I manage this apartment complex. Come here.
Come here?
Yeah, come here!
Come here?
I made the announcement that you're not allowed
to throw out trash on Sundays.
You're making the neighborhood dirty.
I was so curious who's been responsible.
I had a stake out and I finally caught you.
I finally did it today.
You look like a normal person,
but you don't act right.
Don't you know not to throw out trash on Sundays?
Why are you being so disrespectful, lady?
Asking me all these questions. Is this a quiz show?
Do I get a prize if I answer you?
Who are you to tell me what to do, lady?
What's wrong with me throwing out my trash?
Have you ever cleaned my house?
Did you ever do the recycling for me?
Are you some kind of super hero?
Why are you telling me not to throw my trash out?
Geez, what an ignorant statement.
You're being so ignorant.
I made the announcement that trash shouldn't be
thrown out on Sundays, yet you didn't know.
That makes me crazy.
I put signs up in the elevators
and I even made an announcement.
Are your ears clogged? Are you illiterate?
Do I have to come to your front door,
stand there
and tell you how to do every little thing?
This is why tenants should take a scholastic test
before they're allowed to live here!
What the... Geez...
I can't believe this lady.
You think you can talk to me like that?
I don't spend all my time reading announcements.
I'm busy as it is with my job. I just threw my trash out.
You're quite the character, lady.
When did you post the announcement?
It must've been recently if I didn't know.
You could just be nice and explain things to me.
Why did you come at me like a wild dog
with veins bulging from your neck?
I moved into this nice new apartment complex
and I'm being attacked by a wild dog.
I've never seen a wild dog in the city.
Yeah! This wild dog won't let you go!
You might need an ambulance if I bite you.
You'd better call 112.
It's 119, lady.
You don't even know your numbers.
How are you the apartment manager?
When someone like you gets a little power,
it goes to your head and you're on a high horse.
Why don't you ride a horse instead of an elevator?
I'll do what I want! Mind your business!
Then mind your business when I throw my trash out!
How can I mind my business? Look at this.
Look what you're throwing out.
Geez... Don't you know how to recycle?
Throw those chip bags in a clear plastic bag.
If it has food waste on it, wash it before first.
Regular paper can be recycled,
but not used tissues or laminated fliers.
So they go in a trash bag.
Remove the labels from bottles,
empty it out,
wash it out and then throw it out.
And your toothbrush might be plastic
but the bristles can't be recycled,
so just throw that in a trash bag.
And plastic bottles...
Where did it go?
All this water in here...
Empty it first before throwing it out!
I'll do it by myself!
Go home and watch some dramas!
All my dramas are over. I have nothing to watch now.
Of course you don't. Your life is a soap opera.
How can you even watch normal dramas?
Have you seen my life, mister?
I don't have to. I already know.
Video? Who watches video tapes these days?
Do you still watch video tapes, mister?
You look so behind the times.
Do you use a record player too?
Do you even know how times have changed?
Do you even know who the president is?
I do. It's President Moon Jaein.
Who wouldn't know that?
Ask a proper question.
Then do you know who played in the
World Cup finals?
Whoever's good at soccer!
Does knowing that get me a free meal?
Geez...
You sure can talk.
Look at this lady.
I guess you're hungry since you're talking about food.
Go home, fix dinner and go to sleep.
Don't worry about what I do!
How can I not? You're right next to me!
You'd be dead if I was the old me!
Geez, you'll kill a man for throwing his trash out.
Oh, please! You are not a man!
Who throws out trash just anywhere? You're trash.
I didn't throw it out anywhere!
I threw it out where the trash belongs!
Why are you shouting? This is a quiet apartment!
You're shouting now too!
What? What was that?
I'm shouting because you're shouting!
Go to karaoke if you like shouting so much!
Are you going to pay for me or something?
Fine! Here!
Go and shout until you lose your voice!
Go ahead!
Oh, wow! Acting like a big shot over $5!
Give me at least $20.
Do you think I work so I can give you $20?
I'd rather foster a singer.
Oh, yeah? I'm an aspiring singer!
Don't be ridiculous.
I ought to slap you silly.
Do you want me to slap you?
Go ahead! Go ahead!
- You don't think I will? / - Hit me!
(Ms. Shin)
- Director Jang. / - Yes?
On a day like today,
you should've told me ahead of time.
What's going on today?
We're shooting a scene on the beach today.
If you told me ahead of time,
I would've dieted.
I didn't have much time to prepare.
Should I wear a bikini or a one-piece?
You're playing a female diver.
I'm a diver?
Of course I'll dress the part if it's for the drama.
Thankfully, I have a nice figure.
I'm small, but my legs are long.
You're the best at answering questions I didn't ask.
Thanks, Director Jang.
Hello, director.
The female lead of our drama!
You have the best figure of any celebrity!
Thank you.
You have the best figure of any celebrity!
Me?
I'm the best at lying.
Who are you?
I'm an extra.
Oh, this way please.
This way.
Hello, Ms. Shin.
Hey there.
I have to be in an award show today.
Goodness, they'll give anyone an award these days.
So the thing is...
Can I rehearse my acting with you?
Goodness, hey.
What's more important? Acting or an award?
If you act only to win an award,
you might become a star
but you won't become a true actress.
You're just third-rate.
Can I rehearse with you just once?
Go ahead and run your mouth.
Hey.
I want a refund for this outfit.
Miss.
I can't.
You bought that 6 months ago.
Hey, I'm a VVIP at this department store.
Forget this. I want to talk to the manager.
Where's your manager?
If you do that...
I'll get yelled at.
Then should I yell at you?
Hey. Hey!
Hey!
Don't do this.
I said stop.
- Goodness, hey. / - Yes?
Didn't you see me twist your right arm?
- Goodness, hey! / - Yes?
Did I twist your arm that hard?
You're going to make everyone in Korea hate me!
You want the ladies at the bathhouse to hit me!
Goodness gracious.
Young people are so scary these days.
Forget it. Just go. Go!
- Hey! / - Yes?
Didn't you see me twist both of your arms?
Goodness... Gosh...
Hello.
Hi, Nami.
What were you doing?
I was rehearsing.
You're working hard.
- Nami, you like sweets, right? / - Yeah.
- Want some chocolate? / - Thanks.
- Let's rehearse later. / - Okay.
Hello, Ms. Shin.
Hey there, Taehun.
You like sweets, right?
I love chocolate too...
Adzuki bean jelly?
100% domestic adzuki beans.
Gosh, this is something.
- Ms. Shin. / - Yes?
Can you help me rehearse real quick?
I have an award show.
- You're going to the award show too? / - Yes.
So, does that mean
you're winning the best male lead award?
I'm not hung up on winning an award.
- You don't care? / - Yes.
Think about it though.
An award says you did a good job.
You need awards to become an actor and a star.
Then can we rehearse together?
Yes! I will now act with Taehun, the star
who won the best male lead award!
Alright then...
I'll do a scene where I propose.
Alright.
I have something I want to tell you.
Can you...
Close your eyes?
I'm sorry.
What is it?
I brushed my teeth.
I have no experience in proposals.
You've never tried it?
Then how about getting some experience now?
No, that's not necessary.
- Let's just run the lines one more time. / - Okay!
- One last time. / - Alright.
Go ahead.
I love you.
Will you marry me?
What are you talking about?
That's what....
I wanted to say.
Let's get married.
Let's be happy together.
I love you!
Ms. Shin.
The script says you just cry with joy.
That wasn't in the script.
Goodness gracious...
Goodness gracious! Gosh...
"Cry with joy." Goodness gracious...
I got a bit too into the role.
I've never been proposed to.
I bet that's unexpected, right?
Cry with joy... How do I do that?
Like this?
- Ms. Shin. / - Goodness.
Oh, they're back.
What is this, Nami?
Give it back!
This is your acceptance speech.
- No! Give it! / - You said you wouldn't win.
Read that to us.
Yes, I'll read it.
"I'd like to thank God for this award first."
Amen.
"I'd like to thank the director for the opportunity."
Wow! The best compliment.
"I want to thank my co-star, Taehun.
And lastly...
I want to thank the many people
that helped me on set."
I'm one of the many people?
I'm just one of those many people?
I'll kill you before you win that award!
Stop it!
(Momentary Home Shopping)
This is Momentary Home Shopping with Lee Munjae
and we'll start now.
The product I'd like to show you today
are these sunglasses.
We've brought in the developer and CEO, Yoo Minsang.
Hello, I'm Yoo Minsang.
Stylish sunglasses!
You should all know.
- Oversized sunglasses are hot this year. / - Yes.
- That's why we've prepared this. / - Right.
Take a look.
That thing is like a mask.
There's no way UV rays will get through.
You look like a fly.
Don't they look nice?
And that's not all.
We have sunglasses in various colors.
I'll show you.
- We have black and white. / - A clean look.
Very nice.
- We also have red and white. / - Red and...
Hold on. Those look like Japanese flags.
I'm not sure. This is what the CEO likes.
It's what I like?
- That's not true. / - Here.
- Those aren't mine. / - Here.
No, no.
We'll bring in a camping enthusiast and
show you the many ways to use our product.
Come on out.
Hello, I'm Kim Suyeong.
All you need are Yoo Minsang's sunglasses
for camping.
Thank you for the food.
What are you talking about?
Hey!
You're using that...
Who uses sunglasses as a spoon?
There's even a fork, people!
That's forcing it!
You made them like that.
What are you doing? Give me that!
It's mine!
What?
He just came here to eat.
Yoo Minsang's sunglasses are very sturdy.
I'll show you now.
These are the sunglasses.
And no matter how hard I hit them
with this block of tofu...
They're perfectly fine.
Of course they're fine.
And that's not all. Watch this.
I can slap it with this tissue
yet it doesn't make a single scratch.
Obviously!
And that's not all. Yoo Minsang's sunglasses
are worn by famous celebrities.
- Really? / - So we brought them here.
Come on out!
You all know who they are, right?
Well...
I don't think anyone here
knows who they are.
These are the new class 32 KBS comedians!
Hold on.
I get that and all.
- These rookies were just picked recently. / - Yes.
Then nobody would recognize them.
No matter...
What is it?
Guys! Hey!
Why are you throwing the sunglasses?
I was just saying...
Nobody would recognize them...
They're rookies. I was just stating a fact.
Class 20 doesn't take his juniors seriously.
What?
Class 20.
Class 20 KBS comedian.
Oh, yes. Class 20.
That was class 32.
You startled me.
Let's cut to a quick commercial break.
♪ You're dreaming of being successful ♪
♪ But your health comes first ♪
♪ What a relief, what a relief ♪
♪ What a relief, it's Gag Insurance ♪
Yoo Minsang's sunglasses.
What?
How was that related to sunglasses?
How was that relevant?
How?
Don't you all want one?
Please call now.
This has been Yoo Minsang's pork soup.
Sunglasses!
They're the best!
Gosh!
(Call Center)
Hello, I'm Jeong Haecheol, operator for storybooks.
I'm Lee Hyeongjeong, operator for eel.
I'm Yang Seonil, operator for cars.
I'm Yang Sangguk, operator for complaints.
How may I help you?
Yes, sir.
Our cars are great.
Their top speed is...
2kg.
2kg for $30.
We give you a lot.
Eel is very good for the elderly.
Ma'am, these days, menopause comes at age...
3 to 6.
Children from 3 to 6 will love these storybooks.
Our books are perfect for kids.
If they keep reading them...
You're cussing at me!
You've never met me before! Why are you cussing?
Ma'am, don't throw the books out
after they've been read.
You can collect them and later on...
Grill them.
Grill them over charcoal with a bit of sauce.
It'll be delicious.
Ma'am, grill some eel for your husband.
Serve him eel and blackberry wine.
And when he urinates...
6,000cc!
The engine sounds amazing!
The secret to our eel is our special sauce.
All you need is a little bit of this sauce made of...
Engine oil.
We use the best engine oil in our cars.
And our car seats
are made of the best leather.
I'll tell you about the leather...
"The Three Little Pigs."
Kids love that story.
And so do fathers.
Some fathers have trouble playing with their kids.
Fathers like that...
We'll exchange it!
You get to exchange it for free once a year.
And another thing, ma'am.
The princess stories are very famous.
Especially, "The Little Mermaid..."
The tail is delicious.
And "Snow White..."
You sure have a foul mouth.
Do you know what happens if you keep swearing?
It's killer.
The eel is delicious.
Ma'am, I'm sure you want to know if it works.
Then your husband...
Step on it.
It's a smooth ride when cruising on the highway.
And if you order one of our cars today,
we'll take your car and...
We pack it in ice.
The first 100 people will get tinted...
Pororo stickers.
And one lucky person...
I'm reporting you to the police.
I'm hanging up.
Okay, sir.
Thank you for your purchase.
(Pigeon Magic Troupe)
They're here to make up for their dark pasts.
Introducing Mr. Gwon of the Pigeon Magic Troupe!
Hello.
I'm Magician Gwon Jaegwan.
Before I show you my amazing trick...
I'll show you a simple trick.
I'll show you a fragrant wine trick.
I have some wine here.
I'll cast a spell on this wine.
Abra, abra..
Abra...
Cadabra.
It became clear.
Now I'll try this trick
with a member of the audience.
Is there anyone here today wearing red?
Oh, I see someone.
- Pardon? / - You.
But this is...
This is obviously a yellow shirt.
He has red lips.
Please sit down here.
Now, we'll make this audience member clear.
Please cover him up.
Abra...
Abra, abracadabra!
Hey, nothing happened.
You seem nervous.
I'm not nervous.
Don't be nervous. This is Gag Concert.
- Don't be nervous! / - Okay.
Let's try it again.
Please cover him up!
Abra, abra..
Abracadabra!
It turned clear!
- Applause! / - Applause!
Now...
This is the highlight of our show.
It's the prince of the jungle.
I'll show you the Tarzan trick.
Magician Yun Seunghyeon will help us.
Come on out.
Yes, boss.
Don't call me boss.
I'm sorry, magician boss.
Stand in the center.
Let's close up that set again.
Put your chin up here, Magician Yun Seunghyeon.
Put your chin here.
We have many animals here.
- Magician Yun Seunghyeon. / - Yes.
What animal do you like?
I have a cute rabbit at home.
- A rabbit. / - Yes.
Here's a rabbit.
So this rabbit...
I'll put it by his left hand.
What other animal do you like?
I also have a pet parrot.
A parrot.
What a cute parrot.
I'll put this parrot...
By Magician Yun Seunghyeon's right hand.
What other animal do you like?
Lastly, I have a pet turtle.
A turtle.
Here's a turtle.
This turtle...
I'll put it right here.
So then...
Let's see what happened.
We'll all say the magic word at the count of 3.
1, 2, 3!
Abracadabra!
Abracadabra! Open the doors!
It's a cute rabbit.
And a cute parrot.
And...
A very big turtle.
Amazing, right?
It's not over yet.
Let's upgrade this trick.
Close this up again.
Stick your handsome face out.
So...
Which of these animals do you like?
A lion?
We'll add a lion here.
Boss, what if the lion bites me?
Just wait. This is magic.
What other animal?
The camel?
The camel.
Okay, the camel.
The camel.
Who said elephant?
Here's the camel.
How did things change?
For the first time ever on TV...
I'll show you all
a lion and a camel.
Are you all ready?
We'll say the magic word at the count of 3.
1, 2, 3!
Abracadabra!
Abracadabra! Open the doors!
It's a lion!
Good lion! Good boy!
Isn't our lion scary?
This is our lion.
Hold still. Hold still.
Our lion...
Lion, look. Hey!
It's fine, it's fine.
The lion is trying to bite you all.
Amazingly, our lion eats dog food.
Here, lion.
Good boy.
- And this time... / - A camel.
I present you all with a camel.
- Our camel! / - Camel.
Our camel.
Good boy, good boy.
Here, camel. Ball!
Good camel!
Our camel is amazing!
Our camel loves dog food.
- Good job. / - Great job!
Amazing, right? Applause!
(3 hours before the shoot in the green room)
Nami and Soyeong, come on in.
(Unscripted comedians)
What is it?
Yeah.
- Did you finish rehearsing? / - Yeah.
Just one more rehearsal before the shoot.
Since we're bored,
let's spend some time playing a game.
I want you two to be honest.
It can be a male or female cast member.
When it comes to intelligence...
You guys seem to be the least...
- Why? / - Really?
I play a stupid character.
- I act like a fool to be funny. / - Yeah.
She has to act pretty
and I have to act like an airhead.
- Oh, so you were acting like an airhead? / - Yeah.
Let's talk about the past a bit.
Remember I jokingly asked you two this?
Who discovered the American continent?
Oh, right.
Who did you say it was?
From Stockholm...
Stockholm?
- Stockholm... / - He discovered America.
America?
Columbia.
Wow... Hold on.
- Hold on. / - You were close.
- You're close. / - Columbus!
Columbus.
I memorized "bus" but I forgot again.
You memorized bus?
I remember, when I asked back then...
Nami, you said Gulliver.
No, I said Indiana Johnson.
Not even Jones. Johnson.
You said Indiana Johnson.
Let's say I give you two a bunch of questions
and you do better than I expected...
Like if you get 7 out of 10 right
or 14 out of 20 right, I'll take it back.
So 70% of the questions.
- That's what we have to get? / - 70%?
Didn't that sound smart?
Then what's 70% of 150?
I'm not sure about that.
Let's get started.
This is a cute animal.
When it feels threatened, it spits.
A hydra!
That's not a real animal.
That's like from "StarCraft..."
It's not hydra?
What am I supposed to do with them?
There's an animal that spits?
A llama.
- Oh, a llama. / - You've heard of the Alpaca?
Llamas aren't that well-known.
Lesser-known than you?
Well...
At least people know me as the girl in pajamas.
But if they see a llama, "Hey, a llama!"
They don't say that.
Since we did a warm-up question...
That was a warm-up?
Yes.
Now we'll really get started.
- You're wearing purple now. / - Yes.
How do you say purple in English?
I forgot since you asked me out of nowhere.
Hold on.
Red, yellow...
It wasn't out of nowhere.
I haven't heard what purple is.
I know but you asked me out of nowhere.
What do we use to do this for makeup?
A cushion.
No!
- You mean a puff? / - Yeah!
Oh! Purple. Purple.
- Nice one. / - Purple.
Nice.
Older elementary school kids should know this.
Elementary school?
Yes, do you know what grades they are?
Since they're high-ranking...
Not high-ranking.
- Higher. / - Older students.
Older students?
Police.
We've seen them in many skits in Gag Concert.
Police.
No, I wasn't asking for the English word.
This isn't an English question.
What does the police say when arresting someone?
You... You... You...
- You have... / - You have...
I know!
You have the right to an attorney.
- You have the right to remain silent. / - Right.
You have the right to an attorney.
You have the right to remain silent.
You have the right to plead the fifth.
- You've heard of this, right? / - Yes.
So here's the question.
These rights.
What are these rights called?
- I've never heard of that before. / - The rights?
You've never...
How have you not heard of this?
The rights?
Police rights?
You've definitely heard this before.
National rights.
Rights?
Three syllables.
Something rights.
I'll give you a hint.
I'll give you a hint that you'll both understand.
I think there's a beverage with a similar name.
Gatorade rights.
I'm pretty sure it's a carbonated beverage.
I know! Lemon soda!
Lemon soda rights sound weird.
- It's a beverage brand? / - Pineapple flavored...
I know!
Oran-C.
I know!
Welch's.
None of those can be said on air.
It ends in "da."
I know!
Miranda.
- Miranda? / - Miranda.
- Miranda. / - Yes.
What is that?
Miranda rights.
Miranda rights is correct!
Hey, that hint was no good.
- Why? / - No, it was good.
You could've said the foreign actress' name.
- Miranda Kerr? / - Yeah, Miranda Kerr.
That's up to me.
I gave you a hint you two would understand.
People don't drink that beverage these days.
What do you call the invisible wall that prevents
women from getting promoted to high positions?
I know. Ostracized.
(Hahaha)
What are you saying?
That's such a dated term!
But...
- To ostracize someone? / - Yeah.
That's not it.
It's close but not quite there.
Lim Wooil!
Wooil, come this way.
This way, Wooil.
- What are you up to? / - This is good.
For me...
I've always been into trivia.
You know that I know a lot of random facts.
What do you call the invisible wall that prevents
women from getting promoted to high positions?
It's not the Berlin Wall.
Do you even know what the Berlin Wall is?
What areas did the Berlin Wall separate?
(Thinking)
(He's unsure)
Germany and Berlin.
Berlin.
Berlin is in Germany.
Really?
How many characters is it?
- You want a hint already? / - Yes.
Four characters.
You don't know?
What stops them?
I know.
Female discrimination.
You're on the right track...
I'll give you a hint.
I want to get up here.
I can see it.
But something prevents me from getting up there.
This ceiling is stopping me.
- Above me... / - Oh! Oh! Me!
Enemies on every side.
What's her deal?
- A ceiling? / - It's stopping you...
You can feel surrounded.
Do you know?
That's not it.
This one's kind of hard.
- Yeah, this one's hard. / - This one's hard.
It's something ceiling.
It's used very often on the internet and the news.
I know!
Glass ceiling.
Correct!
- Oh, glass ceiling. / - Have you heard of the term?
I have.
I've heard the term glass ceiling.
But I didn't know it meant this.
- This is my first time hearing it. / - These days...
These days, on the news
it's used very often when discussing gender issues.
Glass ceiling.
- Glass ceiling. / - Glass ceiling.
Hyeonho.
- Hyeonho. / - What's up?
So there's the king.
Back in the day in the Joseon era.
So, one of the subjects spreads a straw mat
in front of the king and kneels on it.
Then he asks the king to punish him.
- What is this act called? / - I know.
- Kneeling to await punishment. / - Hold on.
- What? / - Kneeling to await punishment.
Correct! What the...
I don't think I belong here.
I didn't know about that one.
- I didn't know. / - I thought it was, "Oh, wise king."
Me too.
How about a question on Korean history?
I was always good at history.
I'm not so good with history.
- So that's what you aren't good at? / - Yeah.
This is from the song, "100 Great Koreans."
Who is the founder of Balhae?
♪ He founded it ♪
Oh, okay.
That's right. That's the part.
♪ He founded it ♪
It's in the song, "100 Great Koreans."
♪ He established the nation ♪
- This song... / - It's in that song.
I want a hint.
There was a KBS drama about this person.
Choi Sujong...
Aha!
- Choi Sujong... / - He did a lot of historical dramas.
I suddenly forgot.
I know but I'm confused.
- You don't know. / - Oh! I know!
Just say it out loud.
Taejo.
Wrong.
You were wrong.
Taejo is from Goryeo.
That's right.
Dae Joyeong.
Correct!
That's right.
That wasn't an easy one.
I was confused. I thought it was Onjo of Baekje.
Yi Bangwon, who became Taejong,
wrote a poem to find out what his subject...
- Jeong Mongju was thinking. / - Yes.
A song with the same name came out in the 1990s.
- In the 1990s? / - I know.
- A poem? / - Yes.
- You want the title? / - "When I pass..."
- "I'll die 100 times..." / - No, but you're close.
That was Jeong Dojeon...
- Jeong Dojeon... / - Are you sure?
They both have the surname Jeong.
Me. I know.
"Azalea."
- No, it's a poem. / - Oh, a poem.
Here's a hint or else she'll never know.
Well...
I just gave you a hint.
Am I not allowed to guess?
Do you know?
Hold on. Let me repeat what Taehun just said.
"She'll never know."
(This is an amazing skill)
You left out the important part.
Older sister.
Sister.
No...
- ♪ I have a sister ♪ / - He's talking about the king...
He's talking about Taejong.
Do you think Taejong would go...
"Sister"
"Blah, blah, blah sister."
You think he said that?
They have no idea.
Give me the hint again.
It starts with "ha."
Ha?
You don't know?
He doesn't know.
Seo Taiji and Boys.
Oh, answer!
"Hayeoga."
Correct!
How do you not know your history?
Of course, everyone knows the song.
I bet you didn't know about this.
I just learned now.
I didn't know either.
"Hayeoga" was a tough one.
That one was hard.
I think that was a tough one.
What do you call it when a hostage or prisoner
forms an attachment with the captor and wants to
protect him after spending a long time together?
I know this one.
A hostage?
- A hostage... / - So I'm the hostage.
Now I'm the captor.
Oh, you start to like him from being with him.
I don't let you go.
There was this Kevin Costner movie
called "A Perfect World."
No, that's not what I want. I want the answer.
I'm sorry but can you not talk too much
before giving us the answer?
Don't say pointless things.
So what's the question?
It's a kind of syndrome.
I know!
Stockholm syndrome.
Correct.
Stockholm is the capital of what country?
- Stockholm? / - Yes.
Colombia.
You're not allowed to say Colombia anymore.
Hint, the World Cup.
Russia.
Denmark.
It's Sweden.
Just don't say anything.
- That would be better. / - Keep quiet.
This one is common knowledge.
What is it?
Who watches the news often?
Who's seen the news at least once?
On the internet?
That counts too.
I watch the news too.
All I play is the news at home.
- Really? / - I like to watch the news.
I heard you paid for adult channels.
That's for me to watch at night.
You paid for adult channels.
I had no choice.
This is a new term that refers to a place of business
that doesn't allow infants and children.
There was a debate on whether
this should be allowed.
Where is this place?
Where is the place?
I know.
- Restaurant. / - No, no.
Not the place.
Listen to the question.
- I explained for so long. / - He explained it already.
Give us the question again.
(He tries to explain things simply)
Child-restricted area.
That makes sense.
In English?
English.
Child...
Children.
Nope.
Baby.
Baby?
Yeah, you're saying all the words related to kids.
Baby here stop.
No, no. Not baby.
What's the first character?
No. No.
- I know! / - No baby. No baby.
- Wrong. / - I know!
No kids zone.
Correct!
(Nami got it right)
You finally got one.
(Confident)
No baby what?
No baby.
No baby what?
What is this Korean book
that was printed with the first ever printing press
50 years before Gutenberg's printing press?
I know.
"Tripitaka Koreana."
What do you mean by that?
(Maybe this one's too hard)
Taehun, you have to get ready for the shoot.
The shoot? Hold on. Come here.
Let me just give you one question.
If you get this right, I'll let you go.
Here it is.
Made 50 years before Gutenberg's...
"Jikji."
- What? / - What?
"Jikji."
- What? / - What?
"Jikji."
That's correct!
"Jikji."
How did you know?
I learned it in school.
(We went to school too)
For this question...
"Jikji" was a tough one.
Give us one last doable one.
- Yeah, give us an easy one. / - Pick one.
The easiest one.
Let's answer this one and leave.
When you move house...
- They say not to do it if this is around. / - Right.
- You've heard of this, right? / - Yes.
What are they referring to?
Answer. A ghost.
Correct!
- Why a ghost? / - Bye.
- You can go. / - Yeah.
You can go.
She's good at questions like that.
Why a ghost though?
I thought it was bad weather.
This is what we call the chief executive officer...
- In a company... / - I know.
CEO.
Correct!
What was that?
- No... / - What's your deal?
It's a type of bacteria
that usually infests livestock
and causes anthrax.
What is this bacteria called?
It's a type of bacteria?
I just gave you the answer yet you don't know.
Epidemic hemorrhagic fever?
- No, but... / - It causes anthrax.
Oh, anthrax bacterium.
(The end)